"Why would you stick your head in the toilet"

"Why would you stick your head in the toilet and wonder why your head gets wet?"

My kids are accident prone. Why? Because my husband is accident prone. He cannot go a single week without injuring himself in some way. Well, while at the doctor today my dear, sweet husband was showing off his finger he can no longer bend all the way, amongst many other things. The doctor turns to him and says maybe you should take a break from playing basketball. In complete shock Craig asks "why would I stop playing basketball?". The doctor's reply: "Why would you stick your head in the toilet and wonder why your head gets wet? You hurt youself every time you play and then always question why you're hurt. Take a break. Doctor's orders."

I guess he hasn't learned his lesson yet. He is off playing basketball right now.